THATS WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLD, PATRICK, WIIIIIIIIILLLLD

prettyboyshyflizzy:

When you been chasing a girl for months and she finally let u taste it

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accidnet:

"you have the face of an angel"

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cockfabric:

when ya straight friend won’t let you suck his dick image

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

caseyanthonyofficial:

s-kulls:

THIS IS THE FUNINEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

I gotta be honest hes saying every single thing I was thinking the entire time

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

relahvant:

those people who self promote on text posts

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AN