THATS WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLD, PATRICK, WIIIIIIIIILLLLD

ejaculot:

when u realise left ur assignment at home

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eggnored:

flirting like

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*is a hoe but a stressed hoe*

tuhree:

tfw you’re in the car and get iced coffee but have no place to put it so you put it between your thighs to keep it safe from the wrath of physics then you get hypothermia on your legs and ya pussy go numb

ladyantebellossom:

Republicans watching gay pride parade

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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eatingisfab:

i think kids nowadays will be singing: 

1 2 buckle my shoe

3 4 shut the door

5 6 suck a dick

7 8 then get laid

9 10 by a big fat hen

another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

diamoncls:

person with microphone: GOOOOOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!!!

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person with microphone: I DIDNT HEAR YOU!! I SAID GOOOOOOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!!!

me:image

thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey

couples quarrel

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up

girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.

boyfriend: -_-

browningtons:

redeemer—motherfucker:

I wonder what kind of loot I’ll drop when I die

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jaclcfrost:

[touches own boob] nice

ikaneki:

ikaneki:

whats better than cute girls?

nothing.

AN