trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

timeywimeytimeturners:

PRINCE GEORGE ALEXANDER LOUIS IS YOUR KING BOW DOWN TO HIM

vesley:

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

atane:

‘Am I Next?’: Ferguson’s Protests Through the Eyes of a Teenager

H/T

shitnificant:

how to properly read magazines

betterthankanyebitch:

honeybeys:

life goal: do a shot with beyoncé

they deleted this video so fast lmao

stopirwin:

i love listening to a song so much that i start noticing lil bass grooves that i didn’t notice before or little guitar riffs that sounded like vocals at first and a tambourine in the middle of a song that i totally overlooked like how do some people not find music interesting it’s like an audio scavenger hunt

whitegirlsaintshit:

planetfaraway:

For those who continue to leave nonsensical messages claiming that I hate white people, here you go. My need to even explain myself is telling and relates to the last tweet.

YES, BIL!!!!!

frickthedoldrums:

i cant believe pete wentz dyed his hair !1!!!1!

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martininamerica:

And now an important update from Mozzarella.

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