When you been chasing a girl for months and she finally let u taste it
when ya straight friend won’t let you suck his dick
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
THIS IS THE FUNINEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
I gotta be honest hes saying every single thing I was thinking the entire time
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”